Comments on: The polls are closed . . . http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/the-polls-are-closed/ A lawyer seeking change on the West Virginia Supreme Court of Appeals. Write me at Bo.Rumpole@Gmail.com Fri, 29 May 2009 13:04:44 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Tony Jackson's Small Penis http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/the-polls-are-closed/#comment-118 Tony Jackson's Small Penis Wed, 14 May 2008 11:31:51 +0000 http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/?p=45#comment-118 Dear Tony, SCOREBOARD Bitch! Now I guess they can release his emails. Hopefully his next stop is behind bars. Memo to the investigators: I wouldn't touch his keyboard, who knows what's on that thing? Dear Tony,

SCOREBOARD Bitch!

Now I guess they can release his emails. Hopefully his next stop is behind bars. Memo to the investigators: I wouldn’t touch his keyboard, who knows what’s on that thing?

]]> By: Dr. Discount I. Jobs http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/the-polls-are-closed/#comment-113 Dr. Discount I. Jobs Wed, 14 May 2008 05:31:43 +0000 http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/?p=45#comment-113 Same thing happened to me. I had just walked into my friend's place happy as a lark when I hit refresh only to suddenly see Spike in first place and I almost fainted. I just started mumbling "it can't be' and "wtf" Luckily my heartache was matched by disbelief and I hit refresh to find all was right with the world again! I can only hope Spike saw the same thing and thought "I got'em, I knew it all along" only to have his black heart crushed moments later and all hopes dashed. WOO-HOO. The King is Dead!!! Same thing happened to me. I had just walked into my friend’s place happy as a lark when I hit refresh only to suddenly see Spike in first place and I almost fainted. I just started mumbling “it can’t be’ and “wtf” Luckily my heartache was matched by disbelief and I hit refresh to find all was right with the world again!

I can only hope Spike saw the same thing and thought “I got’em, I knew it all along” only to have his black heart crushed moments later and all hopes dashed.

WOO-HOO. The King is Dead!!!

]]> By: Dr. Discount I. Jobs http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/the-polls-are-closed/#comment-112 Dr. Discount I. Jobs Wed, 14 May 2008 05:27:39 +0000 http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/?p=45#comment-112 Same thing happened to me!! and I nearly fainted but luckily after mumbling it "can't be" and "wtf" I hit refresh to learn that some web guy had either pulled a joke or royally fucked up because all was right with the world - but all was right with the world again. Besides it taken a few years off my life I only hope Spike saw the same thing and had a brief delusional moment of hope and screamed "I knew I'd get'em" only to have his hope shattered moments laters and realize he would have to start job hunting in the morning. Woo-Hoo, the king is dead! Same thing happened to me!! and I nearly fainted but luckily after mumbling it “can’t be” and “wtf” I hit refresh to learn that some web guy had either pulled a joke or royally fucked up because all was right with the world – but all was right with the world again.

Besides it taken a few years off my life I only hope Spike saw the same thing and had a brief delusional moment of hope and screamed “I knew I’d get’em” only to have his hope shattered moments laters and realize he would have to start job hunting in the morning.

Woo-Hoo, the king is dead!

]]> By: Bo Rumpole http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/the-polls-are-closed/#comment-111 Bo Rumpole Wed, 14 May 2008 04:25:27 +0000 http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/?p=45#comment-111 I just had a heart attack. At 12:14 a.m., Metronews reported that Spike was in first place with 183,000 votes. He had jumped from third place to first by "somehow" garnering a miraculous 102,042 votes in Kanawha County. Workman was in second place with a mere 26,453 votes. I'm guessing that either someone added a digit to the Kanawha poll results, or a whole lot of dead people just made it to the polls. I just had a heart attack.

At 12:14 a.m., Metronews reported that Spike was in first place with 183,000 votes.

He had jumped from third place to first by “somehow” garnering a miraculous 102,042 votes in Kanawha County. Workman was in second place with a mere 26,453 votes.

I’m guessing that either someone added a digit to the Kanawha poll results, or a whole lot of dead people just made it to the polls.

]]> By: Dr. Discount I. Jobs http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/the-polls-are-closed/#comment-110 Dr. Discount I. Jobs Wed, 14 May 2008 03:36:11 +0000 http://boknowslaw.wordpress.com/?p=45#comment-110 And Spike is getting his ass kicked!! There is a god! Someone head down to the Embassy Suites to take a picture of Spike's face and capture it for posterity. Woo-Hoo!!! And Spike is getting his ass kicked!! There is a god! Someone head down to the Embassy Suites to take a picture of Spike’s face and capture it for posterity. Woo-Hoo!!!

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